DayZ Human Steak Plushie – Disturbingly Adorable, Morally Questionable In collaboration with KommandoStore US, we proudly present the official DayZ Human Steak Plush—a disturbingly cute tribute to Chernarus cuisine and the unhinged depths of survival gaming.
❖ 12” of Questionable Comfort – At 12" x 6" x 3", it’s the perfect size for cuddling or unsettling your squad. ❖ Premium Polyester Plush – Soft, juicy, and definitely not FDA approved. ❖ Twisted Detail – Designed by KommandoStore and Bohemia Interactive to capture the chaos of DayZ’s darker moments. ❖ Official DayZ Merch – Straight from the apocalypse to your collection.
🧼 Care Instructions: Only for human use—sorry, Fido. If your steak arrives looking a little misshapen, just fluff it up. It’ll bounce back like your character after respawning.
Whether you're a battle-hardened cannibal or just into weird collectible plushies, this is the steak that says, “I’ve eaten worse—and I’d do it again.”
